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millilicious:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

hooooly shit those lips

and that dog also

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry