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I just can’t

This is why retail needs to pay more. Your choice America either pay your retail workers more or get busy educating your stupid people.

bruh.

I used to work at Virgin Megastore. This guy called and asked me when we close. I said “1AM”. His response: “1AM in the morning? Or at night?” “……..1AM when it’s dark out, sir” -_-

I remember when I worked at Loews before it merged with AMC, some man came up to me while I was taking tickets and asked if we carried lumber. I would’ve laughed if I wasn’t on my feet all day fucking taking tickets in a vest and button down shirt across from the box office.

I was working box office at a theater and I had a guy ask when the 4:30 Spider-Man started. I had him repeat himself three times before he realized his error and said “ended”.

Now I work at a UPS Store where I get at least three people a day ask if I can ship a fedex package.

People are fucking dumb.

kkhoppang:

_(:3 」∠)_

samssamulet:

the last one though lol

telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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maz-z:

cl0ud-dust:

These shorts are getting weirder…

YOU MEAN BETTER.

meta18:

nentindo:

meta18:

nentindo:

why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout

heck you fricker

thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18

what the fuck

chodeboy:

hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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notmusa:

literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious

kaydenskylar:

streetstylesz:

givemethebritelights:

Yes to all of this.

LMFAO

LMFAO CHUN LI KICKING ASS

hilariouspuns:

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.